Our Helix,
Who art in ITEM,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
On earth as it is in ITEM.
Give us this day our daily struggle,
And forgive us our “democracy” votes,
As we forgive those who vote “democracy” against us.
And lead us not over ledges,
But deliver us from Eevee,
For thine is the kingdom and the power,
And the glory for ever and ever.
Now is not the time to use that.
When your client says you’re not excited enough about their product.

When your client says you’re not excited enough about their product.

nprradiopictures:

NPR Valentines. Be sure to send them to your radio sweethearts. 

(Reblogged from lookatthisstory)
Reviewing your list of clients.

Reviewing your list of clients.

I’m totally uninterested in a place that won’t value me for who I am, but rather values me for what I look like.

Source: makesfbetter.com

girl-non-grata:

Saint Gabourey, Our Lady of Not Having None of Your Shit.

(Source: gradientlair)

(Reblogged from wilwheaton)

thefrogman:

The Desolation of Smaug.

(Reblogged from wilwheaton)

bassfanimation:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

sherlockspork:

cumberbatchaddictsanonymous:

consulting-smaug:

bonus:

image

All I can think is “My baby. Off to destroy the world!”

For a dragon he has such tiny teeth…

I love how he’s giving himself a pep talk on his way to destroy the village

"I am fire."
"I am death."
"I am confident."
"I am handsome."
"I am capable."
"I am a strong independent dragon who don’t need no mate."

you is fire
you is death
you is important

Motivational Speaking by Smaug, now on iTunes

(Source: stapletoothtiger)

(Reblogged from thatdarnkat)
wilwheaton:

                 wow
                      very magazine
       such model
                                                wow

…
…
…
Wow.

wilwheaton:

                 wow

                      very magazine

       such model

                                                wow

Wow.

(Reblogged from wilwheaton)
(Reblogged from theatlantic)